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Alright, buckle up, babes! We all know our Wild Heart Boudoir VIP group is like a powerhouse of support, a cheer squad for every high and the PERFECT place for navigating life's twists. But guess what? We've these members have a hilarious secret side too! Our anonymous posts can sometimes be a bit heavy, and the members are always happy to help…buut the other kind is filled with laugh-out-loud, embarrassingly funny stories! Today, we're pulling back the curtain to show you the lighter, goofier, and downright fun vibes we share. Get ready for a peek into the wild, wonderful world of our lighthearted shenanigans!
““I was tipsy and went to dirty txt my husband while he was on a work trip. When we are frisky I do call him daddy. Since the name DADDY was on my mind I snapped a booby shot and clicked dad and sent. My DAD received a BOOBY picture of me saying hi daddy. Tell me how you comeback from that. You don’t. I don’t even have daddy issues to be callin’ a man daddy. I just do bc he is my baby daddy lol Jfc it was hard for me to share this story haha!!! I called my dad immediately and said without looking at your phone try to find a way to delete what I sent you. I just pretend he never saw and so does he.””
“We bought a cheap sex swing off of Amazon. I was beyond excited to try it! Nope! Went to pound town and my big booty came crashing down including our door moulding.”
“I want to preface by saying I’m a good mom, or at least I try to be! My husband and I have barely had sex the month this happened due to usually family chaos and colds and sports. So when our kids head finally hit the pillow it was on. I guess I was loud which normally I’m not. Anyways the next morning my GRANDMA came over to meet our new puppy. She’s a sweet, but conservative granny. Anyways we are all having lunch and my son says why were you yelling while I tried to sleep last night? My grandma asked him what he said, so with terror in my eyes he asked again louder and clearer. I said I wasn’t yelling? And he persisted. My husband panicked and said we were in a small argument. Well, now grandma is worried, and trying to help us by giving tips to managing a fight and suggesting square dance lessons. my husband starts laughing so I start laughing. Anyways grandma isn’t impressed and neither was our son.”
“Here goes nothing…. I had a few drinks after a night out of with my new bf. When we got home I was feeling some kind of way. I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to do a strip tease. Of course I had to start a sexy dance on a chair. However I’m not a dancer and I flipped over… with the chair. He yelled OMG! Are you ok?! Which for some reason his genuine concerned made it that much more humiliating. We both ended up laughing our asses off.”